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Russell says:
good evening, i finally caught you while you were online
Gabs says:
heh
Gabs says:
hey
Russell says:
whats up
Gabs says:
im actually just about to leave lol
Gabs says:
not much, u?
Russell says:
ah nothing i was just about to upgrade my xena website, i just got a job on there
Gabs says:
job?
Russell says:
yeah
Russell says:
i was offered a job on there for the 7th season
Gabs says:
um, 7th season of what?
Russell says:
my website is http://www.geocities.com/xena0234/index9.html is the address if you want to check it out
Russell says:
of xena
Gabs says:
um the show is over
Russell says:
um yeah but i got hired becausei had a good idea for the show
Russell says:
and now the show is coming back for a 7th season, its going to be shown in the begining of next year
Gabs says:
of xena?
Russell says:
yeah
Gabs says:
whos playing xena and gabrielle?
Russell says:
original characters
Gabs says:
so not renee and lucy?
Russell says:
of course renee and lucy
Russell says:
who else would play them
Gabs says:
right
Gabs says:
but um, they have commitments this year
Gabs says:
both are filming movies
Gabs says:
different movies
Russell says:
no there not.....renee was supposidly supposed to do a series but never finished
Russell says:
lucy was in spider man but is now supposidly doing some work in ny
Russell says:
that never happend so i convinced them to hire me because i have an ajenda
Gabs says:
well, according to the sites, Lucy just finished a cameo in Boogeyman and is gonna start filiming Ugly Americans
Gabs says:
Renee is doing an indie film called Diamonds and guns
Russell says:
and beside she originally said that lucy was supposed to take some time off because of her new baby....that never happend
Gabs says:
shes also doing a film called Reality eXtreme starting to film in spet
Russell says:
dont believe everything you hear
Russell says:
as they are sometimes either miss leading or not followed through
Gabs says:
this is from the official fan site, and from Lucy's own lips
Gabs says:
nothing about a s7 anywhere
Russell says:
they want you think think its from lucy, how many illegitimate things are said that are supposidly said by the actors? not many
Gabs says:
um, i saw her interview
Gabs says:
she was there
Gabs says:
she was miving and everything
Russell says:
well you dont want too much pablicity do you?
Gabs says:
also this is from sharons official site
Gabs says:
um, all u wnat it publicity
Gabs says:
thats how u get the word out
Gabs says:
its not secret ops
Russell says:
not too much
Russell says:
everyone says one thing and does differently, she said that she wasnt going to act anymore because she was "going to be with her new son and there kids needed her"
Gabs says:
um, who said that?
Russell says:
i persisted for about 7 months about my business propasition and succeded
Russell says:
she did of course
Gabs says:
uh huh
Russell says:
and before that about 4 months of finding out myself on how to get in touch with the producers of the show
Gabs says:
but xena's dead
Russell says:
thats what you think in the 7th season
Gabs says:
where is it going to be fuilmed?
Russell says:
first in new zealand, then the later part ny
Russell says:
and some parts in australia
Gabs says:
is it ok if my friend joins this convo?
Gabs says:
she has some questions
Russell says:
ok

Ares Chosen has been added to the conversation.

Russell says:
hello?
Gabs says:
hey russell, this is mirage, mirage, russell
Ares Chosen says:
hi
Russell says:
hello mirage
Russell says:
how are you
Ares Chosen says:
alive
Gabs says:
unlike xena lol
Russell says:
arent we all
Gabs says:
no im dead
Ares Chosen says:
She's not dead!
Ares Chosen says:
you FIN person.......*holds up a crucifix*
Gabs says:
lol
Gabs says:
see my icon?
Gabs says:
lol
Gabs says:
mmmmkissy kissy
Gabs says:
ok, so russell
Ares Chosen says:
lol ya whatever. lol
Gabs says:
lol
Gabs says:
we wanna know more about s7
Ares Chosen says:
I havent bothered to find a nice icon for this
Gabs says:
its easy, it shrinks any pic mirage
Russell says:
like what
Gabs says:
u dont need to resize or anything
Ares Chosen says:
really...i didnt know that lol
Ares Chosen says:
hold on.....lol
Gabs says:
what time will it be placed in? like will it still be mythis times?
Russell says:
it will take place a little later in life about 10 years later
Russell says:
i have to clean this keyboard tomorow
Gabs says:
heh
Russell says:
this thing is filthy
Gabs says:
ya me too
Gabs says:
stupid cat hair
Russell says:
but anyways
Russell says:
like i said it will take place about 10 years later
Gabs says:
and xena will be dead?
Russell says:
ares is still dead but will be back as a spirit, but he will be played by someone else
Russell says:
no there will be a scene where xena's long lost brother, which she didnt know she had shows himself in the begining of the show
Russell says:
he will be shown in a shadow while you see xena laying on a table
Ares Chosen says:
yaayyy Callisto!!
Gabs says:
lol yay calli!
Ares Chosen says:
Ares didn't die in season 6.....LOL
Gabs says:
ya hes alive and kicking
Gabs says:
just Kevin Smith who died
Gabs says:
rip
Ares Chosen says:
long lost brother she didnt know about?? LOL rediculous
Russell says:
you will see him hold xenas head, and then see a glow around here head and then she wakes up and....holdon
Gabs says:
weeee gabby
Russell says:
sorry had to close my dining room window, its raining out
Ares Chosen says:
I like my Calli pic. she looks so evil
Gabs says:
lol ya i like that pic of her
Gabs says:
anyhow, so ya
Russell says:
hello?
Gabs says:
why is ares dead all of a sudden?
Ares Chosen says:
yeah....while I questioned him being alive not to save Xena, he didnt die lol
Russell says:
you'll see on the show, we havent figured out yet on how we will write the story
Gabs says:
he couldnt save xena cause he cant be in jappa
Gabs says:
when is filming supposed to start?
Ares Chosen says:
lol he's a god. he can g oany place he wants. he does in the fan fiction
Russell says:
in dec
Gabs says:
ya but ff isnt real
Ares Chosen says:
neither is the show....lol
Gabs says:
with renee and lucy? who else will be involved?
Gabs says:
the show is real
Russell says:
it takes about 4 to 6 months before its released on tv
Gabs says:
::nods::
Ares Chosen says:
that's funny considering they both moved on to other projects. lol
Gabs says:
ya they're both making movies
Russell says:
elie, callisto, some characters from the street fighter game and akuma from street fighter
Gabs says:
uh
Ares Chosen says:
what??
Gabs says:
street fighter?
Ares Chosen says:
wait....lol
Ares Chosen says:
what are you talking about
Russell says:
like i told your friend, they said alot of things
Ares Chosen says:
they?
Russell says:
ok, just go to my website and on the first page it will explain it all
Gabs says:
ur merging xena and street fighter?
Russell says:
it will tell you about it better there
Gabs says:
and u think thats a good idea?
Russell says:
yeah
Russell says:
why not
Ares Chosen says:
because they're not related
Russell says:
and?
Ares Chosen says:
and no one but you would watch that. LOL
Russell says:
why do you say that
Ares Chosen says:
it's true
Russell says:
why do you say that though
Ares Chosen says:
SF is a video game. it has nothing to do with XWP
Gabs says:
is rob tapert going to be involved?
Russell says:
your not other people
Ares Chosen says:
and it is set in modern times,not ancient greece....lol
Russell says:
involved in what the show?
Ares Chosen says:
Rob Tapert would not do this....he produced crap like FIN,but event hat wasnt this bad LOL
Gabs says:
lol
Russell says:
you laugh but yet you dont know whats going to happen in about 12 months from now
Ares Chosen says:
I know THAT aint happening
Gabs says:
lol
Gabs says:
dude, the show is over
Russell says:
youll see
Gabs says:
they are not planning on making a s7
Gabs says:
a movie maybe
Gabs says:
but no s7
Russell says:
like i said youll see
Gabs says:
lucy and renee have both said they may do a movie in the futire, but neitgher want to commit to a show right now, especially something strenuous like xena was
Russell says:
im not going to argue with you about it, just wait and see
Ares Chosen says:
by the way...it's ELI.....not "Ellie" LMAO
Russell says:
this season is not going to be strenuious
Russell says:
uh, no it is ellie if you check the websites he's on
Gabs says:
no its Eli
Gabs says:
Tim Omundson plays Eli
Gabs says:
Ellie is a girls name
Russell says:
but how cares how its spelled, you get the point im trying to bring across right?
Ares Chosen says:
no
Russell says:
who care how its spelled
Gabs says:
uh, xena fans do
Ares Chosen says:
yes the real fans
Gabs says:
we both fo apparently
Russell says:
i sure dont but anyways.....
Ares Chosen says:
how hard is it to spell Eli....lol
Gabs says:
dude, this all sounds like bullshit to me
Gabs says:
like really, street fighter and xena?
Russell says:
can we please move on
Ares Chosen says:
sounds like a bad fan fic
Gabs says:
lucy and renee actually in something like this
Gabs says:
cant really see them participating in anything like this
Russell says:
like freddie cruger, and michael myers
Ares Chosen says:
let me guess...in this season, Xena will have an affair with "Ellie"?? LMAO oh that's too horrible to think about
Gabs says:
ewwww
Ares Chosen says:
it's Kreuger.......LOL
Russell says:
oh yeah i know, thats something that you wouldlike to see, figures
Gabs says:
No, Xena and Gabrielle are lovers
Ares Chosen says:
nope. just an example of what you're saying. lol
Gabs says:
no ellie, thanks
Ares Chosen says:
that's bull as well lol
Russell says:
and they said that the fans learned something from the show
Ares Chosen says:
you didnt lol
Gabs says:
I learned plenty from the show
Russell says:
yeah it seams like it
Ares Chosen says:
yes. we learned how to deal with bad fan fiction writers. LOL
Russell says:
what have you learned from it
Gabs says:
lol
Gabs says:
i learned to not be a gullible putz for one thing
Gabs says:
and how to spell eli
Russell says:
honistly
Ares Chosen says:
how is one "honist"?
Gabs says:
I learned many things
Russell says:
like what?
Gabs says:
like what love is, and how to take an arrow ou
Gabs says:
t
Russell says:
do you call this conversation love?
Russell says:
taking an arrow out is nothing
Ares Chosen says:
like Lucy says.,..treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot... *cough* baka baka baka.......
Gabs says:
lol
Russell says:
lucy never said that
Ares Chosen says:
yes she did. lol
Russell says:
no she didn't
Ares Chosen says:
you'd know if you were a real fan lol
Gabs says:
I have read everything I can get my hands on
Russell says:
anyways, like she "said" "treat everyone the same" are you doing that
Gabs says:
im that scary fan u hear about that knows everything about the show
Ares Chosen says:
yes,but she added "until you find out they're an idiot" LOL
Gabs says:
front and backwards, inside and out
Russell says:
but that make you as bad as the idiot
Gabs says:
and there are way too many holes in ur story to make it even plausible
Ares Chosen says:
Gabs....I think he missed my point lol
Russell says:
so your say good is bad?
Russell says:
and your point is???
Ares Chosen says:
*shakes her head* baka.........
Gabs says:
why would they let u write anything when u dont even know that ares is alive?
Russell says:
no please explain
Russell says:
like i said were trying to figure out a story line where he would die
Gabs says:
Renee and Lucy are shooting other projects ::no matter how much u want to not believe that::
Ares Chosen says:
if they did anything else Xena related it would be a movie. and I think it would disrespect Kevin to kill Ares
Russell says:
and i wanted to believe her when she said " i want to take time off to be with my sons"
Gabs says:
the only thing that migfht happen is a xena movie
Gabs says:
she did take time off
Gabs says:
and hey already said that if they made a movie ares wouldf not be in it
Russell says:
no she didn't not by playing in spider man which took her 6 months
Gabs says:
6 mnoths??
Russell says:
and among other things
Ares Chosen says:
you idiot lol
Gabs says:
what the hell are u talking about??
Ares Chosen says:
it took her like 10 minutes!!
Gabs says:
her part was one line
Gabs says:
she was in NY for the day
Ares Chosen says:
she happened to be in the area and Sam Raimi asked if she'd do it LOL
Gabs says:
went in, and did the part
Gabs says:
notice how our stories are the same?
Gabs says:
thats because we know what actually happened
Russell says:
like i said you didn't learn anything from the show, all you care about is condeming people because of what they say
Gabs says:
dude, ur lying and making shit up
Gabs says:
xena even whacked ares for less
Russell says:
no im not
Ares Chosen says:
and you care about trying to look cool in front of girls by telling them rediculous stories
Russell says:
likei said youll see next year
Gabs says:
how did filming that ONE line take 6 moths?
Gabs says:
months
Russell says:
i could care less about looking cool
Ares Chosen says:
lie...lol
Gabs says:
apparently, cause ur making urself look like a dork
Russell says:
really? how
Ares Chosen says:
you know nothing about the show
Russell says:
again your condeming
Ares Chosen says:
well you dont! you think Ares is dead!! LOL
Gabs says:
and how is this long lost brother alive?
Russell says:
no he'snot dead
Gabs says:
yes, and how is he alive?
Ares Chosen says:
you forgot Gabs...this brother she doesnt know about,and he'll be holding Xena's head....
Russell says:
but he will die in the show in thelater part of it
Gabs says:
he musty be older than both brothers
Ares Chosen says:
which didn't happen. Gabby creamated the body LOL
Gabs says:
so hes about 30 before the ice thing
Gabs says:
plus an additional 10 yrs
Gabs says:
so hes 66yrs old?
Russell says:
well im not going to argue anymore, youll just have to see
Gabs says:
cause its a load of crock, not one thing u saoid made even a bit of sense
Russell says:
i have been argueing with you for the passed half hour and gotten no point accross
Gabs says:
whats ur point?
Russell says:
youll just have to see
Ares Chosen says:
"past" half hour.......
Ares Chosen says:
is English not your first language?

I'm not sure exactly how this chat ended as this was all that was sent to me, but OMG what a fucking idiot! Made me laugh my full head off at the comments he made. I hope it gave you a little chuckle as well. ;o)

Later dayz,
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