Xena Action Figure Abuse

 

Site last Updated - May 13, 2006

Here we have a story told by a Merpup of an Action Figure who's daily life rivals those of the Warrior Princess herself. Please read on. :o)

Sent to the MerwolfPack Mailing List
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 20:22:12 -0800
From: "Lenore R. Benoit"
Subject: My Xena doll abused at work!

Hello fellow wolves....gggggggggrrrrrrrrrr.... A most disturbing event occurred between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:00pm (est). A diabolical mystery co-worker cruelly and forcefully plunged my Xena doll (the new Day in the Life Xena) into the glass vase that sits on my desk.

Yes...it's true. I returned to my desk to see a blurry Xena staring at me from behind the glass. I was understandably outraged at the unwarranted attack. Rest assured fellow pack members, I will not rest until the guilty party is brought to justice. Any ideas on an appropriate punnishment?

Ohh.... Xena is still in the vase. It's quite a bit taller than she is, but with her "many skills" escape should be no problem. Alas our favorite warrior refuses to come out until the culprit fesses up. I will keep you all updated.

Lenore

Then a few weeks later...this was posted.

Sent to the MerwolfPack Mailing List
Date: Fri, 27 Nov 1998 20:40:31 -0800
From: "Lenore R. Benoit"
Subject: Xena Doll Abuse part 2

Hello Pack!

I'm not sure if anyone remembers or not, but a couple of weeks ago I reported a crime that occured in my office. My Xena doll was abused! I got a wonderful response from my fellow pups with regard to possible punnishment. Well cubs...it's happened again. I was off Wednesday but had to work today. Poor Xena was left unprotected....(I know I know..how could I?????). I got to the office to find....to find....oh it's almost too horrible to repeat.

Oh what the hell here it is. Some sicko in my office (This time no investigation is necessary..I got the culprit to confess!) tied her up and left her hanging upside down with her hands tied behind her back and a blindfold on. She was dangling from my overhead. Dangling mind you over a water filled vase (the same dry vase she was dumped in a few weeks ago) that also happened to hold my rubber shark Spike who lives on top of my monitor.

So our poor heroine was left tied up, blind folded, upside down over a shark infested tank from roughly late Tuesday to today. (Actually I left her there. I want to get a pic of it. If I can find someone with a scanner I'd love to send it to you guys. As sick as it is, it's kind of funny.) Well I know the culprit and I have informed him that I would be consulting the pack on what his punnishment is to be. So whaddya think kids? Should I bring my Chakram in Monday?

Lenore

The following is the photographic proof that this unwarrented attack actually did take place! The last showing that the Warrior will ALWAYS prevail! :o)

 

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