Site last Updated - May 13, 2006

Welcome one and all to this stupid/crazy/silly page. Here you'll find the wacked out salutations I've given in chat to the "Goddess" (Rhi) before going to bed. To explain this a little bit, ya must first know I'm a total nutcase. ;o) After that it's pretty easy. Also ya might wanna know what started this all off, so here is a bit of history.

I've been known (in chat) to say my final goodbyes with "XenaLater & GabNight to you all". Which usually gets a laugh or a giggle out of any newbies in chat at the time, and lets the regulars know I'm REALLY leaveing for bed and not just gonna go off and play on the computer while ignoring chat.

So after getting totally obsessed with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", more to the point, with Willow and Tara, I gave a special 'good night' to the person who got me hooked in the first place. ;o) So it all started rather innocently enough with "...and a special WillowMissYou & TaraLater to the goddess"

So you see it was really just an innocent 'good night', really, no REALLY it was. Least for awhile. Then... well, then it just got silly as all hell when I started to expand them. Here is a list of the ones Ash (fellow chater) was able (around for) to snag and save for all the world to see.

Because a few of these, ok fine, ALOT of these get a bit long, I'll actually provide spaces between the words instead of stringing them into one word as they appear in chat. Also be warned that Profanity will ABOUND in some of these. If you dont like the word Fuck (among others, but mostly that one) I suggest ya go back to some other pages on this site and skip this one. Oh and the ___* is left blank to protect the innocent, though reallly they aint, but I'm trying to be sorta nice here. With all that said, read on brave warrior...

July 14, 2002: Willow Misses Her Dead From A Shot To The Heart Tara & Tara Is Dead Cus She Got Shot Through The Heart But Will Be Back Next Year To Pay The Cleaning Bill On That Shirt

July 15, 2002: Willow Went Dark Magic-y Cuz Tara Got Shot And Killed But Because Of A Yellow Crayon She Isnt Evil Anymore & Tara Is Dead But Dont Fret Joss Would Never Lie To Us And Says That Tara Wont Be Back But That Amber Will

July 23, 2002: Willow Is Gay Nuff Said & Tara Is Still Very Much With The Deadness But Dont Fret Cuz Amber's Ass Is Very Much Still Alive & Wonderful To Look At

July 25, 2002: Willow Is So Sexy When She Uses The Dark Magics Even With Those Black Vains And Shit & Tara Is Way Dead With A Bullet In The Heart But You Gotta Admit Her "Your Shirt" Line Was Said With Such A Cute Little Look

July 27, 2002: Willow Misses All The Naked Smoochies From Tara Cuz She Be 6 Feet Under Now & Tara Missed All The Dark Magic Sexy Willowness Cuz She Was Layin' On The Floor Dead Throughout The Episode

July 30, 2002: Willow Is The Reason I Watch The Show So The ____* Can Kiss My Ass And Lick My Bum Hole & Tara Will Live On In Fan Fic So The _____* Can FUCK OFF

August 04, 2002: Willow Was A Vamp A Blood Sucking Fiend Just Look At What She Is Wearing They Stopped Her Evil Plot But Only Cuz She Got Caught And Willow Yelped "Hands Hands" Before Sending VampWillow To Get Dusted (Again) & Tara A Shy Young Wiccan Got Hushed By The Gentalmen Made Her Intentions Well Known Before Oz Came Running Home Her Family Said She Was A Demon But Willow Showed They Was Schemin' Went Through The Brain Suck Like A Champ And Never Turned Into A Vamp She Went Through All Kinds Of Hell Cuz Otherwise She Wouldnt Have Been So Pissed About The Forget Spell She Came To Her Senses And Swallowed Her Pride Got Back With Willow And Gave Us Great Sex & Kisses Just Before She Got Capped In A Drive-By WOW What A Fucking Ride!

August 21, 2002: Willow Will Always Be My Baby No Matter If She Is Vampy Or Skanky Or Evil With Dark Magic & Tara Is Still Dead

August 22, 2002: Willow Once Was A School Geek But Then She Found A Cool Streak Started Dateing A Guy In A Band Till Tara Came Along And Showed Her How To Use Willowhand & Tara Once Was A Shy Young Thang Till She Found Herself In The Eyes Of Her One True Fling She Died Quite Sudden With A Magical Bullet From Warren But Dont Sit There And Fret Cuz According To Some Sources She'll Be Back Yet

August 24, 2002: Willow Is *HOT* Nuff Said & Tara Aint Too Damn Shabby Herself

September 13, 2002: Willow Never Apologized But Got Taken Back In Everybody's Eyes Hell Who Couldnt See Their Love Was Ment To Be Didnt You See The Last Of Entropy? & Tara Knew Willow Was Wrong Though She Had To Listen To Her Hearts Song It Played Under Your Spell From The End Of Entropy Till Seeing Red And You Just Know They Played It All Night Long

September 15, 2002: Willow Is A Very Bad Witch Who Became Quite The Bitch She Was Seeing Red Now Warren Is Dead Will The Council Say "Off With Here Head"? & Tara Was Shot In The Heart But Her Killer Died With A Sound Like A Fart Have No Fear Get Ready To Cheer Here And Willow Will Make A New Start

September 25, 2002: Willow Misses Being Willow But She Looked DAMN Fine In That Flannel Regardless & Tara Wasnt Even FUCKIN Mentioned In The Episode Whats Up With That Bull Fucking Shit? But Amber Did Say "FUCK" Many A Times In The Movie Chance So Its All Good In My Book

September 26, 2002: Willow Looked Like Shit But Dont Ya Think She Should? I Mean Come On People She Was Jacked Up Something Major & Tara Wasnt Mentioned Once Not Once What The Fuck Are They Thinking? Geesh You'd Think Willow Would Have Mentioned Her Just A Little Bit BUT No

September 27, 2002: Willow Is My Girl She Just Dont Know It Yet But She Will One Of These Days I Swear It! & Tara WAS Willows Girl But Now She Is Dead And I Dont Think Willow Is Into That Kind Of Thing So Now I Just Gotta Figure Out A Way To Get To Sunnydale

September 29, 2002: Willow Is A Hottie In Flannel And She Would Look Even Better With Out It & Tara Is Still Dead Get Over It

September 2002: Blackmore's Night Is So Fucking Kewl Everyone Will Be Hearing It From My Truck Speakers From Now On (dont ask me what the hell this has to do with W/T, umm I think I had a brain fart that night) ;o)

October 22, 2002: Willow Was Willowlicious In Tonights Episode And Her Hair Was Yummy & Tara Still Pretty Dead And Buried

November 07, 2002: Willow Is A Fucking Hottie And I Dare Anyone To Try And Tell Me Other Wise & Tara Still Dead Nuff Said

November 08, 2002: Willow Is Still A Hottie Regardless Of The Flesh Being Torn From Her Body And Eaten' By Icky Demons & Tara's Still Pretty Much Deader Than A Door Nail But How Dead Is A Door Nail Anyhoo

November 10, 2002: Willow Is The Hottest Hottie McHot There Is & Tara.... Still Dead What Can I Say?

November 12, 2002: Willow Is So FUCKING Hot Who Wouldnt Still Sing To Her DAMNIT!?!?!? & Tara Is So FUCKING Dead At This Point She Cant Even Do A Cameo Shot In A Fucking Episode About Conversations With Dead FUCKING People!!!!!!

November 17, 2002: Willow Is A Hottie She Knows It I Know It You Know It So Where The Fuck Is Her Own Show? & Tara Still Dead Dead Dead

November 22, 2002: Willow Will Be Fucking Kerry In The Hot Tub Of The Big Brother House & Tara Wont Be Missing Any Action While She Is Getting Fisted By Janeway In The Shower (umm that is in refrence to a fic me and Ash where talking about writing) ;o)

November 23, 2002: Willow Needs To Come To My House And Magicly Get These DVDs Ripped In Like Seconds Instead Of Me Haveing To Do Them 6 Hours Per Episode & Tara Still Pretty Much 6 Feet Under But Hey Amber Got A New Movie Gig Aint That A Hoot?

November 23, 2002: Willow Knows All There Is To Know About Computers I Wouldnt Even Have To Explain Nothing To Her Wouldnt Life Be Great If Every Computer User Was That Computer Smart? & Tara Doesnt Like The Internet Cuz The Spelling Is So Bad

 

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